At the grocery store, do you ever like, check out other people’s carts in your peripheral vision? Like they’re in line next to you for checkout and they start unloading all these vegetables and there’s almond milk and lots of awesome vegan choices and then all of a sudden they pull out fucking salmon or chicken or some shit like goddamn it you were doing so well
When this happens at first I’m kind of trying to catch their eye, wishing we had some secret signal, imagining the fun I’ll have with my new best vegan friend.
We shall laugh, and dance, and cook - oh, what times we’ll have!!
And then it happens. It falls apart before it’s even begun.
We could have HAD something.